What Kind of Soccer Super Star Are You?

World-class footballers and world-class drinkers have one thing in common: they thrive in a team environment. But while each is a team sport, so to speak, everyone on the team plays an important, but different role. So we’ve donned our white scientist lab coats, crunched some numbers, and put in the man hours to do […]

Brunch is Stupid

Brunch is stupid.  Hold on, hear me out. I understand that brunch is your favorite. That the mere thought of brunch is the only thing keeping you going through the work week. And that’s okay. It is fine to enjoy brunch, but if you take a second and examine it, I mean really examine it, you’ll realize it is […]

Admit It, You have No Idea What COPA Is

The US Men’s Soccer Team are back in the news. Friday, June 3 at 9.30pm EST, the U.S. of A. take on Colombia in the COPA América Centenario. English Translation: Centennial COPA America. American Translation: The 100th Anniversary of COPA America and the US is hosting and it is a very big deal. Despite all of the American Outlaw buzz […]